| Illustrations |
Files (PDF or image) of any length showcasing graphic artistry.
Standards: nothing drawn on a sheet of notepaper; no sketches
for sailor tattoos (unless they're good for a chuckle). Doodles
on napkins are generally amusing, and therefore acceptable.
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| Videos |
Audio-visual masterpieces too funny to leave as skits in
your living room, but too slapdash to throw money behind. Also
known as a window to our YouTube.
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| Screeds |
Items far, FAR too long and dry for the super-elastic
guidelines of A LUSH IN RIO. Meant primarily as a catch-all
bin for blowhards and ranting loons.
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| Contests |
Varied Herculean, Sisyphean, or Jellybean tasks, whose creators
are commissioned. Enter and win, and you may receive a brand-new
[unintelligible mumbling]!
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| The Shite List |
A place to vent your vitriol, and do so anonymously. Fear of
reprisal (def. 5, Merr.-Web.) is a motha-bitch. (N.B., we hew
closely to our guidelines on humor vis a vis taste here.)
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